031 [video

[worksmart]

[The city, in its normal, creepy kind of way, has been stalking one Robert Chase today. The first image flashes up on the network as he leaves the square's newest shopping paradise, and CCTV snapshots continue to be captured intermittently all the way home. If he's lucky, at least he won't be recognised?Finally back at his building, we see him pull

Comments

[vicodincrutch]

My guess would be maul your finger. They have bandages for peanuts on aisle 44.

video ][

[scruffology]

[This would be Chase with his nose almost pressed to the monitor (or maybe he just wants you to notice he can grow facial hair)]

...House?

video ][

[homelesshouse]

They also have a device that plucks nose hair.

[Recooooil. Then he stares. Oh god. He looks terrible, Chase he means.]

video ][

[scruffology]

You can get those on late night TV. Are you still in there?

[Why hello pot, have you looked in a mirror lately?]