Comments | worksmart: 034 [TEXT

worksmart

034 [TEXT

Apr 14, 2010 00:24

Right.

This here is a map of Australia. Some of you haven't heard of it, some of you think it featured in The Sound of Music. No. Australia's where real men come from. It's where I come from.

Take a look. Long and hard.

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audio; worksmart April 13 2010, 23:40:40 UTC

I've got the girl relying on me now, Wilson. Think I'm about to let a lady down? That's not like me.

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audio; worksmart April 14 2010, 00:10:18 UTC

She wanted to spend some time with me. It's a long op.

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[Voice;] as_damaged April 13 2010, 23:35:52 UTC

I never realized what a dangerous man you could be.

[Given their usual proximity, how could she not be affected. Sigh.]

[Voice;] worksmart April 13 2010, 23:43:38 UTC

[Eau d'Chase must be wafting round that office something fierce.]

Yeah you did. Babe, it feels like a thrill ride, but it's never out of control.

[Voice;] as_damaged April 13 2010, 23:48:28 UTC

[Unfortunately for everyone it's not the only brand that is, but that hardly means she isn't susceptible to his cursed chemical charms.]

I'd love to see you fight a shark.

[Voice;] worksmart April 14 2010, 00:11:07 UTC

I'll go easy on one, let you keep him for a pet.

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primrosella April 13 2010, 23:36:30 UTC

Sharks with frickin' lasers?

worksmart April 13 2010, 23:44:49 UTC

Frickin' huge bastards of sharks with frickin' lasers.

Consider her enthralled, Chase primrosella April 13 2010, 23:47:37 UTC

Why, it sounds terribly dangerous, then, living there. However do you manage it?

/considers this XD worksmart April 14 2010, 00:02:26 UTC

It was tough going for a while there, but I took care of them.

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1/2 audio; STEVE IRWIN aslkdfj adamantined April 13 2010, 23:45:19 UTC

[BREATHLESSLY.]

Wow.

audio; adamantined April 13 2010, 23:45:49 UTC

[After a moment of deliberation...]

You know, I would be impressed, but now that I think about it... I'm from Texas. Not. Big. Enough.

audio; worksmart April 14 2010, 00:01:25 UTC

[Tch, Claire.]

You're looking at what I use for the fine detail.

audio; adamantined April 14 2010, 00:12:08 UTC

[La la la -- oh.]

Without an example, I don't really know how fine that detail actually is.

[Back and forth back and forth. Hm.]

A real man would find a way to use a sting ray stinger.

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audio; 1/3 vicodincrutch April 14 2010, 00:00:58 UTC

audio; vicodincrutch April 14 2010, 00:01:56 UTC

Does this mean that Kenny G of the Land Downunder plays his hits on the didgeridoo?

audio; vicodincrutch April 14 2010, 00:02:54 UTC

And what's Australian for lawsuit?

audio; worksmart April 14 2010, 00:12:35 UTC

If you're up for one I'd be happy to defend you myself. My record in winning court cases is without blemish.

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