Comments | worksmart: 043 [TEXT

worksmart

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Aug 31, 2010 23:44

MISSING FROM CITY GENERAL HOSPITALOne (1) biopsy sample (liver ( Read more... )

not the best of moods, don't ask don't tell, aftermath, amnesty international, finally the right age, avoidance tactics, paging dr frankenstein, doctoring, hospital business, missing presumed used for horrors, unimpressed

Comments 113

voice; 7thborn August 31 2010, 22:47:10 UTC

Really? Merlin's pants.

voice; worksmart August 31 2010, 23:11:41 UTC

I hope he's not missing those.

voice; 7thborn August 31 2010, 23:52:02 UTC

After the curse, I wouldn't be surprised at anything going missing at this rate.

voice; worksmart September 1 2010, 00:09:17 UTC

People creating things that shouldn't be scientifically possible? Would have thought that was right up your street.

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perspectiveguy August 31 2010, 22:54:04 UTC

The bulldog things might sound...familiar.

worksmart August 31 2010, 23:14:39 UTC

I'm not asking if you're friends with them. If you've borrowed them, I know a patient's arteries who'd like them back.

perspectiveguy August 31 2010, 23:18:51 UTC

Didn't say I was friends with a bulldog or bulldogs. I'm just saying, if you describe to me what they look like, I might be able to locate them and anything else that might have been retrieved during the cursing.

worksmart August 31 2010, 23:25:44 UTC

They look like large titanium tweezers with a spring at the bottom. Still sound familiar?

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worksmart August 31 2010, 23:23:19 UTC

Stop it. Your imagination is likely to be worse than the actuality.

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worksmart August 31 2010, 23:33:02 UTC

In this place they could have been used to manufacture a giant hairball. Best not to think about other possibilities.

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audio ][ adamantined August 31 2010, 23:28:55 UTC

Someone stole biopsies?

[Pause. Is this the right place for a 'fava beans and a nice chianti' joke?]

Gross.

audio ][ worksmart August 31 2010, 23:33:55 UTC

Better than stealing the patients they came from. Luckily there was nothing in the morgue to stock-check.

audio ][ adamantined August 31 2010, 23:39:42 UTC

They were probably too busy with.... atraumatic bulldog clamps and getting ready to shout 'it's aliiiiive' to check there anyway.

audio ][ worksmart August 31 2010, 23:46:31 UTC

Heard about anyone missing a lightning conductor?

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1/2 neverplays August 31 2010, 23:42:58 UTC

You need more security cameras-

2/2 | not here neverplays August 31 2010, 23:44:28 UTC

... Yeah.

[ What was awkward still is awkward? ]

not here worksmart August 31 2010, 23:49:03 UTC

[Just a little ;_;]

not here neverplays August 31 2010, 23:55:52 UTC

[ It's not like you were cursed into doing anything bad, Chase! Of course not. It just was a little too soon for those healing wounds. ]