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worksmart

054 ][ VIDEO

Feb 24, 2011 02:19

[A shower, running hot enough to steam the glass opaque ( Read more... )

too much and you'll go blind, monkey trouble, the sin of onan, cursed, spanking the monkey, you know how us catholic boys can be, what makes good boys good

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audio ][ adamantined February 24 2011, 04:04:43 UTC

[She has the decency to clear her throat first.]

I think you actually have to throw in the towel to get it to stop, not just throw the towel on it.

audio ][ worksmart February 24 2011, 04:13:43 UTC

[An easy twenty minutes later.]

I wanted to finish my shower.

audio ][ adamantined February 24 2011, 04:18:39 UTC

[Well by now she has gotten distracted by something else, so -]

Huh? [Oh. Right.] Yeah, I'm sure the monkey had a huge problem with your application of soap and use of the loofah.

[Actually...]

audio ][ worksmart February 24 2011, 04:36:05 UTC

How close were you watching.

[It's a joke, he'd already discovered the clip himself, to a monumental lack of surprise.]

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audio; worksmart February 24 2011, 05:09:32 UTC

[By the time he's showered and checked this.]

Soap? I used plenty.

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audio; worksmart February 24 2011, 05:15:53 UTC

Is a lack of basic personal hygiene what triggered yours?

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taravata February 24 2011, 05:07:58 UTC

Your- Your things on.

[ The most awkward of pauses. ]

I promise I ain't lookin'.

audio ][ worksmart February 24 2011, 05:12:02 UTC

[The accent, voice in general is familiar, but 'did I try and hit on you the other day' probably not the best greeting in this situation. Chase has checked the network before he replies.]

...Thanks.

audio ][ taravata February 24 2011, 05:52:22 UTC

... Yeah.

[ Ben Hawkins has issues with Words. ]

Best not to bring it in with you next time.

audio ][ worksmart February 24 2011, 06:09:23 UTC

I'll bear that one in mind.[And, err.] Ben, wasn't it?

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audio; vicodincrutch February 24 2011, 05:14:07 UTC

I thought you would know better by now.

audio; worksmart February 24 2011, 05:17:14 UTC

Don't tell me, masturbation's struck off your moral dictat now, too. You know, I could introduce you to some nuns you'd really get along with.

audio; vicodincrutch February 24 2011, 05:40:28 UTC

If little mutant kangaroos come out of the drain looking for daddy, it's all on you.

What I mean is that you think you would be wiser than leaving the network device in the bathroom. Especially when you know you won't be there long.

audio; worksmart February 24 2011, 05:44:21 UTC

I thought I left it in my pants pocket.

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voice; 7thborn February 24 2011, 06:29:01 UTC

[She cannot help this vague throwback to The Summer When Chase Was a Fox Then Got Better.]

No pink towels? I'm disappointed.

voice; worksmart February 24 2011, 06:43:45 UTC

I can bring him down to your bathroom, if you like.

voice; 7thborn February 24 2011, 06:44:55 UTC

And have to clean him up off the floor when I'm done hexing him to bits? I don't think so.

voice; worksmart February 24 2011, 06:46:02 UTC

Does that work? I've seen people taking axes to the things.

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