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[worksmart]

[The good doctor Chase has been caught at the nurses station by someone wanting to chek the notes on a new admission. Behind her several other nurses lean over the desk to listen.

Chase examines the chart he's given, and addresses the staff gravely.

In song.]

I'm fucking Matt Damon

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[pencilandpixel]

[Giggling.]

Oooh, you said a bad word.

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[worksmart]

Angie, you're beautiful, but ain't it time we said goodbye
Angie, I still love you, remember all those nights we cried
All the dreams we held so close seemed to all go up in smoke
Let me whisper in your ear
Angie, Angie, where will it lead us from here
Oh, Angie, don't you weep, all your kisses still taste sweet
I hate that sadness in your eyes
But Angie, Angie, ain't it time we said good-bye

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[pencilandpixel]

[More giggling.]

Who's Angie?

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[worksmart]

And it's you, woo hoo
That's got me going crazy for the things you do

So if you're crazy I don't care you amaze me
Oh your a stupid girl, oh me, oh my, you talk
I die, you smile, you laugh, I cry
And only, a girl like you could be lonely.

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[adamantined]

[This conga line of faces is accompanied mostly by silence -

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[adamantined]

- with the occasional

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[adamantined]

- short urge

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[adamantined]

- to laugh hysterically.

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[oshutup]

....admittedly, I have no idea who that is.

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[worksmart]

[Oh, Hi Peter.]

I'm starting with the man in the mirror
I'm asking him to change his ways
And no message could have been any clearer
If you wanna make the world a better place
Take a look at yourself, and then make a change.

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[oshutup]

...harmless. If...inconvenient.

[ Hi Chase. He does not envy this...but it really could be worse...or well, he figures. ]

[7thborn]

Thanks for sharing?

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[worksmart]

When you are a ginger life is pretty hard
Years of ritual bullying in the school yard
Kids calling you ranga and fanta pants
No invitation to the high school dance
But you get up and learn to hold your head up
You try to keep your cool and not get fed up
But until the feeling of Ill is truly let up
And the world is ours and ours alone don't you know

Only a ginger can call another ginger ginger
Only a ginga can call another ginga ginga
So if you call us ginge we just might come unhinged
If you don't have a fringe with at least a tinge of the ginge
Only a ginger can call another ginger ginger

SOOOOOOOB

[7thborn]

Wow, Chase. Thanks.

Half of me wants to say you made that up.

[worksmart]

[If he's making it up, he's very good at it.]

Yeah go ginge go you funky motherfunkin ginge

Yeah you can call us bozo or fire truck
You can even call us carrot top or blood nut
Yeah you can call us match stick or tampon

But fucking with the G word is just not on
If your a ginger phobe and you don't like us
You gonna stand up to the fight if you want to fight us
But if you cut yourself you might catch gingavitis
So maybe you should shut your funky mouth

Only a ginger can call another ginger ginger
Only a ginger can call another ginger ginger

So if you call us ginge you can't winge if your injured
If you don't have a tinge of the ginge in your minge

Only a ginger can call another ginger ginger yeah
And you know my kids will always be clothed and fed
Coz poppas going to be bringing home the ginger bread
And they be pretty smart because they'll be well read
And by read I mean read and the other kind of red, its a homophone!

Only a ginger can call another ginger ginger yeah!

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[heelsandlaw]

Are you, now?

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[worksmart]

[Not quite. But hello, Cameron, it's been a while.]

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes
I want a girl with the right allocations
who is fast and thorough and sharp as a tack,
She is playing with her jewelry, she is putting up her hair
She is touring the facility
and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong jacket

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[heelsandlaw]

[ Yes. Hello, Chase. ] I don't think Matt Damon fits that description all too well.