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[worksmart]

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.

What's Snoop Dogg's favourite sculpting implement?
Da' chisel.

What do Snoop Dogg's long term relationships eventually do?
Dey fizzle.

What does Snoop Dogg listen for when cooking bacon?
Fo' sizzle.

Why doesn't Snoop Dogg like baked potatoes?
He drops them like they're hot.

[ooc: p-p-

Comments

[vicodincrutch]

You should feel bad about this.

I feel bad about this.

All I can say is ow.

[horrible_protag]

How quaint.