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[worksmart]

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[justdoingmyjob]

[ your phone...it rings ]

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[worksmart]

[With an actual, standard ringing tone, because having calls announced by the latest pop classic is a trend that makes Chase want to smack people.]

Robert Chase.

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[justdoingmyjob]

My niece says you're in the market for a roommate, and either she recommended you to me or the other way around. I mostly caught that you're Australian from her text and that I should call you.

I'm Peter Petrelli--which she may or may not have also mentioned.

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[worksmart]

She didn't, or I might have realised we'd spoken. Balloons and zoos, I think. If that didn't completely suck as a first impression, I'm very much in the market for a roommate.

I work at the hospital. I'm clean, non smoker, social drinker, grocery shop when reminded.

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[as_damaged]

Your turn on milk.

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[worksmart]

Milk smelt fine this morning.

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[as_damaged]

It was fine. And now it's gone. Pick up a quart.

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[worksmart]

Fine. Thank you for mentioning it.

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[as_damaged]

You know I was
I wouldn't have
It still wasn't funny, but

You still have some things here, you know.

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[worksmart]

I know.

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[as_damaged]

You can come get them whenever you like.

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[worksmart]

Thanks.

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[adamantined]

select for download

this means war.

thank you for the fairy bread~

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[worksmart]

sure. i'm in from ten. you don't want me to come round now?

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[worksmart]

had my flu shots. but take ibuprofen with the nyquil for now and i'll write you a scrip for something better tomorrow.