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Jul 05, 2009 00:13

Clinics are nuthouses at the best of times. I've had the woman who thought a D&C was where the President lived, the patient who described her husband's massive myocardial infarct as a 'massive internal fart'. The one who liberally applied KY Jelly to her toast.So far today? Seventeen patients TTFO, and I've stopped counting the totally unnecessary ( Read more... )

ttfo, 4th walled, i could kill you with a bubble, cursed, proctology, clinic duty, doctoring, vanilla bear seeks chocolate bear

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worksmart July 5 2009, 00:15:39 UTC

Right, I'm sure you're a native.

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worksmart July 5 2009, 00:21:39 UTC

If I'd known I could have thought up a response.

And no.

justdoingmyjob July 5 2009, 00:19:27 UTC

The real nuts aren't going to listen to warnings, you know.

worksmart July 5 2009, 00:22:23 UTC

Even nuts have an occasional thought for self preservation.

justdoingmyjob July 5 2009, 00:23:34 UTC

Occasional.

worksmart July 5 2009, 00:25:09 UTC

I see you're in a helping mood. How's the roof?

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i have been waiting to do this all day honeycuttheaven July 5 2009, 00:29:58 UTC

Hello.

SOB HOUSE WILL BE SO PROUD / DISGUSTED worksmart July 5 2009, 00:34:27 UTC

....Hi.

honeycuttheaven July 5 2009, 00:45:05 UTC

You wouldn't happen to be Robert Chase would you?

worksmart July 5 2009, 00:47:51 UTC

I was the last time I checked. Can I help you with something?

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kidouche July 5 2009, 00:58:59 UTC

SUUUUUUUUUUUP.

worksmart July 5 2009, 01:05:37 UTC

Sorry?

kidouche July 5 2009, 01:29:44 UTC

...what's up.

worksmart July 5 2009, 01:44:58 UTC

Did you read anything above?

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audio; causeitsafield July 5 2009, 01:24:32 UTC

You're a doctor, right? You sound like one.

What do I do if I've been attacked by a...a large chicken?

audio; worksmart July 5 2009, 01:31:15 UTC

Did you read the treatment plan I just laid out?

audio; causeitsafield July 5 2009, 01:33:35 UTC

Yes but--

[ this is the sound of an angry wark wark ]

You didn't--address animals.

audio; worksmart July 5 2009, 01:38:36 UTC

[Listening to the... that is not clucking.]

As a primary precaution I'd suggest moving away from the bird.

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