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Sep 17, 2009 01:29

[The device clicks on and immediately starts relaying a low level cacophony of bleeps and murmurs, soft-shod footsteps. The speaker can be heard clearly but distantly, addressing someone else.]

No, keep him on the sodium nitroprusside. His systolic's hovering around 170. Let's lower it slowly so we don't risk hypoperfusing his organs, but I want ( Read more... )

anything but paperwork, hypertensive crisis, intensivist at large, jargon out the wazoo, clinic duty, icu, doctoring, your prison a splode, blood drive

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cal_sitter September 17 2009, 00:52:31 UTC
No mention of privacy and security measures, Doctor? Your more unique potential donors might require the reassurance.

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worksmart September 17 2009, 00:57:21 UTC
Not actually my area, but I'm assuming the more unique donors will get exactly the same privacy and security measures as the run of the mill variety unless there's a very good reason their blood needs to be kept in a gilded cage.

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cal_sitter September 17 2009, 00:59:23 UTC
I can think of a number of good reasons in an environment such as this one, though I ask that you spare me listing them as two years is still not enough time to get used to citing space aliens as a threat and meaning it.

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worksmart September 17 2009, 01:02:43 UTC
Fine. If your blood's a security risk, I rescind the request.

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[audio] anoblemouse September 17 2009, 00:56:12 UTC
I do not understand how one gets blood from another and they are well enough afterwards to eat. Are you fooling people with sorcery?

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[audio] worksmart September 17 2009, 00:59:51 UTC
We're just careful with method and amount.

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[audio] anoblemouse September 17 2009, 01:01:53 UTC
And what would be the correct amount for a Talking Mouse?

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[audio] worksmart September 17 2009, 01:08:26 UTC
Just a little over a pawful.

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primrosella September 17 2009, 01:01:55 UTC
...How is taking someone's blood supposed to help anything? Won't that just harm the person you're taking it from?

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worksmart September 17 2009, 01:06:46 UTC
[There's something muffled and barely audible that could be maybe I didn't think this through.]

No. No. We take the blood from healthy people and match it up with the sick ones who need it. Your body's blood supply is self replenishing; fine when you're in good health but not speedy enough if you've just been caught out on an exploding island.

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primrosella September 17 2009, 01:10:15 UTC
You can do that? Take out someone's blood and put it in someone else, and it really helps them get well again?

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worksmart September 17 2009, 01:19:15 UTC
One of the miracles of modern medicine. It's called a blood transfusion.

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audio; treadingdawn September 17 2009, 01:04:22 UTC
I was under the impression leeches were no longer in use.

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audio; worksmart September 17 2009, 01:07:31 UTC
Only in special cases.

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audio; treadingdawn September 17 2009, 01:10:34 UTC
I suppose you can use only so many at a time... What is the blood for?

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audio; worksmart September 17 2009, 01:38:47 UTC
It goes a little quicker when we use needles.

It's to give back to people who get hurt and lose too much of theirs.

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miss_waldorf September 17 2009, 01:08:21 UTC
Do you have type O+ in stock?

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worksmart September 17 2009, 01:10:43 UTC
Not so much that I'd turn it down.

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miss_waldorf September 17 2009, 01:14:05 UTC
Oh, no, I was just checking.

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worksmart September 17 2009, 01:21:38 UTC
We're not dry on anything just yet, but that's an important group. If you're thinking about donation, I'd encourage you to go ahead.

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