Comments | worksmart: 020 [audio

worksmart

020 [audio

Nov 16, 2009 23:07

( There is a picture of a thought bubble at the top of this entry. If you click it, you get this voiceover. )

foreman, no girls names, genre swap, zoonicorns, cursed, house wants hugs really, scrubbed in, cameron, welcome to sacred heart, dissociative identity disorder, rc, appletinis all round, vanilla bear seeks chocolate bear

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bufferprincess November 16 2009, 23:38:30 UTC

Would you like a cup of hot chocolate?

worksmart November 16 2009, 23:47:00 UTC

Love one! Extra cream if you've got it.

bufferprincess November 16 2009, 23:50:26 UTC

No cream, but a bit of chili powder will give you a nice surprise.

worksmart November 17 2009, 00:04:48 UTC

Oooh, you're more saucy than you look.

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voice only; straycontract November 17 2009, 00:02:49 UTC

How long would it be before the unicorns are recaptured and sold as little girls' birthday presents?

voice only; worksmart November 17 2009, 00:11:44 UTC

....Best birthday present ever.

voice only; straycontract November 17 2009, 00:15:26 UTC

I thought you wanted them free.

voice only; worksmart November 17 2009, 00:20:40 UTC

Unicorns like little girls though. They've got this whole virgin thing. Unicorns and vampires.

Sometimes they look back at me through the bars and it's like they just know.

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lionesscouchant November 17 2009, 00:31:27 UTC

Why do you want to free the zoo unicorns?

They might not let you near them, you know.

worksmart November 17 2009, 00:43:01 UTC

Oh, I know. I was just going to open the cages and sort of...

Shoo.

lionesscouchant November 17 2009, 00:47:37 UTC

But why?

worksmart November 17 2009, 00:50:41 UTC

Because they would be happier free. As free as the wind blows. As free as the grass grows. Born free hmm hmm hmm doo doo.

I always forget that bit.

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audio; treadingdawn November 17 2009, 00:37:19 UTC

What's going on?

audio; worksmart November 17 2009, 00:44:01 UTC

Hey buddy. I'm sorry I said you couldn't visit the other day, I was being a grouchy Greta. You know my door is always open, right?

audio; treadingdawn November 17 2009, 00:47:15 UTC

Grouchy Greta...I know no others for comparison but I will take your word for it. You are feeling better then?

audio; worksmart November 17 2009, 00:52:29 UTC

Oh, you know. Even if today turns out not so great, round the corner there's always a bright new beautiful tomorrow.

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holymadonna November 17 2009, 00:42:54 UTC

I am aware that Miss Angela has left us and I pray for her well-being in her world.

Are you feeling fine, Doctor Chase?

worksmart November 17 2009, 00:46:33 UTC

She'll be okay. She was supposed to be getting married, so really it's better she go back and do that instead of doing me I mean other things.

I'm good. How are you, Doctor Sahl?

holymadonna November 17 2009, 05:11:57 UTC

Of course, we must wish her the best luck for her nuptials.

Ah, I am quite all right. Thank you for asking.

worksmart November 17 2009, 05:32:42 UTC

Absolutely. Those too.

Glad to hear it! If you're interested, I think there are still some lollypops Barney missed in the projectile spewing left in the break room.

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