So, I got a scratch on my hand the other day at work and it just wouldn't get better... this morning, I found a small sliver of metal in it... how crazy is that?

SO... today I left work to come home and cash a check before the banks close... nothing too exciting. But when I enter the local Chase Bank the usual air of "hurry the fuck up, we're almost closed" was not there... instead, a small huddle of people surrounded what appeared to be some trapped and feral animal in the corner. In any event... it was ( Read more... )

How much do I hate the movie "Twilight"? -- and I use the term "movie" lightly ( Read more... )

So, here is another rant ( Read more... )

Hello world. My name is Ben. And I am an Atheist. Let me clarify this ( Read more... )

This is made of win...


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HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!!!!

So... what has 2 thumbs and a bad habbit of forgetting his shoes in various hotels?!

d- This guy -b

So... I once left my tennis shoes in a hotel in Pennsylvania... THEN I left my dress shoes on a cruise ship... THEN, I left my NEW black shoes in CT.

So... yeah. I'm just friggin awesome like that.

SO... I'm sittin here... with drink in hand. Watching 9 different news networks... waiting for Obama to win ( Read more... )

So, today is Election day!! And I'm excited. Regardless of who wins today, I, we, will be getting a new President!!

I am leaving in a few minutes to go cast my vote down the street before I head off to work! And I urge all of you out there to go VOTE!!!