Bye Bye, Boris

[vlad_impaler]

It's a sober sad day in Russia today, as we mourn the passing out of our first President. His firm grasp of any shot glass within a hundred metres democratic principles proofed proved to the world he was a man under the table above board.

I raise my glass to him offer my deepest condolences to the family.

Comments

[marie_sego]

It is of course very sad, but let us be honest - no one will see the difference, really, ethyllic coma and rigor mortis aren't that different, are they?

[vlad_impaler]

No one will see the difference? You wouldn't be implying that perhaps he's been deceased for ages and we just hauled his body out for some kind of distraction?

[marie_sego]

You seem to think someone might care?

[vlad_impaler]

The vodka industry, for a start...