Merci, mes amis!

[sarko_le_grand]

My thanks go first  to all the right-thinking voters of my beautiful and long-suffering country who had the courage to take a bold step into the future by electing me President of the Republic last Sunday.  I know I can count on you again to give the UMP a solid majority next month in the legislative elections, after which I can begin the work of

Comments

[marie_sego]

I can't help but notice that you have your facts wrong yet again.

The éléphants were against me from the start, they're the reason you won. With their support, I'd have blasted you to the ground.

And I do not keep a whip under my pillow, I don't need prompts for people - especially males - do to as I say. Sometimes reluctantly, it is true, but by 2012 that too might change.

[dominiquelechic]

He might be confusing you with Jacques, who was given a cat o'nine tails as a birthday present once. He slept with it under his pillow and called it 'Kitty'.

[marie_sego]

And whay did Bernadette have to say to that?

[dominiquelechic]

They don't sleep in the same bed, and I think the bitch rather enjoyed seeing him chase me with it.