new year, new war

[dominiquelechic]

When I had my aides analyze every word of every speech Vladimir Putin had made over ze past two years in an attempt to discover any clues to his secret invasion plan, none of us ever zought for even a moment zat he would invade France through ze stronghold of NiceI suppose zat shows just how devious Russians are. If you zink about it, zat shouldn'

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[iam_angelam]

I knew the French were somewhat retarded, but where did you find such an old map? Don't you feel a bit, er, how to say this, excluded from current times?

[dominiquelechic]

Old map? I have no idea what you mean. Zis is ze map I had up all ze time at Matignon and consulted wiz regard to European affairs.

[iam_angelam]

...and that explains so much.

[marie_sego]

Since when is Nizza French? Let the Ritals and the Russkofs argue over it, says I, it won't harm us since only retired English people live there anyway.

Also, you've forgotten Biarritz on that map - didn't the geography professor you used to blow back at the ENA give you a few tips during those "private tuition" sessions?

PS

[marie_sego]

A barrister? You?

Re: PS

[dominiquelechic]

I think you'll find this link more informative, darling.

And why not? I did study law. And you have no idea how much two of France's top lawyers cost! What is the sense in paying them to talk for me when I can speak perfectly well myself!

Re: PS

[marie_sego]

*falls into mad crisis of wild laughter*

Yes, sweetheart, if you say so, darling.

(Law? You? In court? Bwahahahahahaaaaaa)

Even Roland Dumas took a lawyer, dear...

[vlad_impaler]

I always knew Vladimir could never keep his hands talons off La France.

Are you talking about La France the country, or La France the man?

[dominiquelechic]

Does it still make any difference for you?