I believe.

[worldforger]

Originally published at An Experimental Life. You can comment here or there.

I need a new category for this kind of thing.

Comments

[glamazonwarrior]

I heard about the attack on two different radio shows en route to work (I flip channels).

You know how in zombie movies, they never say "zombie"?

No, of course the radio shows didn't mention zombies. They mentioned cocaine, and one show speculated PCP. Now the articles I saw indicated LSD. And bath salts.

We're doomed. DOOOOMED.

[worldforger]

Exactly. In fact, I believe one of the cops in Miami specifically said something about it NOT being a zombie. Which is already fueling conspiracy theories. On the other hand, all those credit card debts and unpaid student loans will become pretty unimportant.