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[worldinfernofs]

here's some superb advice

if yr pants are about to fall off...stop, drop, and roll.

they cannot fall off horizontally

Comments

[i_only_hope]

How was Toronto?

Get back on msn!!!

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[simple_guy]

what if you are rolling the direction of a superdense black hole!? then i am sure they would fly right off and your method would be nil
i just sneezed twice, by the way

[bannedmittens]

belt

[elsiebeckmann]

what if you're already horizontal though?

[hinkler]

buy a belt!