• 15:00 After trying to learn how to say "Hello, how are you?" in Russian, I have concluded that Russians must be really good at tongue twisters. #
• 15:01 Also, if transliterated into latin letters, the most common letter in Russian would be Y. #

• 19:15 Twilight is a horror film like Misery is a romance. #
• 19:29 Is it just me or are the Oscars super bitchy this year? #

• 03:50 #notetoself Sneezing in the middle of taking a shot of peppermint schnapps = PAAAAAIN!!! #

• 22:13 Vatican-Islamic panel condemns exploitation of religion for political ends. In other news wolves denounce eating sheep. bit.ly/bYP4q0 #

• 11:42 Lesson of history: Germans shouldn't invade Russia. It's as prone to epic fail as involving oneself in Asian land wars. #

• 11:09 My get-up-and-go got up and went to elope with my give-a-shit. #

• 23:08 #notetoself Don't try to do Pimsleur exercises when drunk. It only leads to tears and bad pronunciation. And you won't remember anyway. #

• 11:56 Just got my linear algebra midterm back. I am now convinced the prof is clinically insane. #
• 12:01 He took pts off for using slightly different notation and not giving the reasoning behind theorems I learned in the first qtr. Lots of pts. #
• 12:14 Oh, and blind too. He docked me for not including a definition I wrote down 2 inches from where ( Read more... )

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• 19:11 Today can fuck off and die. #