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worm3rd

The missionary position.

Jun 24, 2005 15:01

Someone anonymously posted a complaint that I was supposedly discriminating against a specific religion now simply because I killed them (despite the fact that I've killed many people who did not disclose their religious beliefs to me before death) when they showed up at my door asking for it. So I decided I would take the anonymous person's advice ( Read more... )

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Happy am I not. anonymous June 24 2005, 19:55:43 UTC

Happy am I not, while you did take my advice, you lacked in the humanity efforts of saving a life. Next time if the Satan query does not work on the Jesus-loving temple prophets, invite them into your dwelling, offer them a cold drink, and then engage in an intelligent conversation. Something such as "The Mysteries of the English Language" (why we park in driveway, drive in a parkway type of deal), or if that will not suffice, start shoving your spiritual / religious beliefs down their throat. When they assure you Jesus will save you because he died for your sins, tell them that it must have been an imposter, because you are quite certain you are destined to dwell in Hell (no rhymes intended). Again, ask if they'd like to join you there. You can be accomplices together. Violence, however should be your last resort. Mormons are so used to negativity towards them that they have started new training in their temples to deal with these ever-growing issues. "Kill them with kindness" :)

Re: Happy am I not. hankmurphy June 24 2005, 20:00:39 UTC

In honor of the anonymous comment left on your journal I went out today and killed 6 mormons. A few jews too. Can't trust them either!

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Re: Happy am I not. hankmurphy June 25 2005, 02:06:15 UTC

Leave Dimebag Kyle and Liiiife out of this!

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Again... anonymous June 24 2005, 20:01:02 UTC

Must I always have to point out the LJ mistakes to you? "when they showed up at my door askng for it." You must pay attention. If you want to be an elitist killer, detail must be one of your specialties, or else you WILL be caught - incognito or not.

Re: Again... anonymous June 26 2005, 22:05:14 UTC

entertainment purposese is quite entertaining.