What They Don't Want You to KnowashleyandsuchJune 3 2006, 23:47:58 UTC
In order to understand time travel you need to realize that everything is controlled by a whipper snapper made up of fuddy duddies with help from hippies. The conspiracy first started during the day George W. Bush caught a 7.5 pound perch in his lake in outer-space. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including when hurricane rita hit texas.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by leaving sex toys in plain view around the house.
They want to feed Alka-Seltzer to Storks and imprison resisters in Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane using rainbows.
In order to prepare for this, we all must use the care bear stare. Since the media is controlled by Matt Brownlie's dad we should get our information from kansas attorney general Phill Kline.
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The conspiracy first started during the day George W. Bush caught a 7.5 pound perch in his lake in outer-space. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including when hurricane rita hit texas.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by leaving sex toys in plain view around the house.
They want to feed Alka-Seltzer to Storks and imprison resisters in Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane using rainbows.
In order to prepare for this, we all must use the care bear stare. Since the media is controlled by Matt Brownlie's dad we should get our information from kansas attorney general Phill Kline.
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