What am I going to do now?

[wormfood177]

First of all, two people died during our stay in NYC. The first meant a lot to me and my certain friend in Baltimore who was going to see him the DAY HE DIED. I love you Mitch Hedberg. You are the funniest man ever

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[caseface412]

Oh Neil. *Big Idiot* I would obviously give you lots of money to pay off your college tuition but unfortunately I have none, not even for me. But you'll figure out something.

I hope you had fun in NY because I did! And I feel pretty lame for forgetting what it was you said to me at Phantom but it made my night, so thank you! You're a cool kid.

-Casey

$$$

[spongebobbud]

Have I got the plan for college! We'll kidnap KoKo. S/he (not sure) will be the head surgeon of our plastic surgeon clinic. We'll call it Fricken Awesome Cool Exposure Too Excellent So That I Can Love Everyone or FACE TESTICLE for short. We'll perform podiatry, facial reconstructions and castrations for those very naughty choir boys. We'll make $$$...which is a lot of money because there are three signs. It'll all be good and we can go to medical school together and have KoKo as our professor. Our first patient...Noah...He's a naughty choir boy if you know what I mean! PEACE! ooo our surgeon is here! AHHHHH MY NIPPLES! got to go! BYE! ouch...

Freshman Year

[spongebobbud]

First we'll need classes in gutteral grunts. Grunt GRunt GRUnT GRUNT grunt grunnnnnnnttttt ooo ooo AAHHH AHHH.