62 - "Your ego is absolutely colossal." - 'It Happened One Night'

Why, thank you.

( No, not like that )

60 - "Why are your eyes always empty?"

Empty of what? Consciousness? I got a real good explanation for that one, boy.

It's because people keep HITTING ME!

I swear, I must hold the Guinness World Universe Record for Most Head Trauma Received By A Single Sentient Being. I've been smacked around by Sebaceans, Scarrans, Tavloids Tavleks (whatever ( Read more... )

To the nice folks at you_rock and whoever nominated ol' Johnny-boy, I thank you.

58 - "I'm not lovely. What I am is very brilliant. I have a wonderful brain. It enables me to be superior to myself." - 'Wuthering Heights'

Look at that, John. They want you to talk about your brain. Would you like me to field this particular prompting? I have become something of an expert...

NO. No, you will not be doing any kind of talking ( Read more... )

56 - "For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius." - 'Young Frankenstein'

57 - "If science teaches us anything, it teaches us to accept our failures, as well as our successes, with quiet dignity and grace." - 'Young Frankenstein'Genius doesn't work like it does in the movies. Maybe you get that lightbulb ( Read more... )

55 - "It's in your blood... It reaches the soul when words are useless." - 'Young Frankenstein'

I love Star Trek. Man, I don't think there's a single astronaut in the corps who didn't watch any of those shows. For me, it was re-runs of the original version, and I'd be running around in the backyard, pretending to be Captain Kirk. I got to shoot ( Read more... )

54 - "Destiny! Destiny! No escaping that for me!" - 'Young Frankenstein'Time... 's up ( Read more... )

53 - "A good fort needs a gap. The enemy must be lured in. So we can attack them. If we only defend, we lose the war." - 'Seven Samurai'

Can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs.

No pain, no gain.

You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have the facts of life.

( Say it however you want, it still sucks )

51 - "Danger always strikes when everything seems fine." - 'Seven Samurai'

Bad timing, that's what Aeryn called it.

Me, I called it just our luck. Or, actually, I would have called it that, if not for the fact that I was immediately turned from a red-blooded American male to a big pile of those shiny rocks you put into the bottom of fish tanks ( Read more... )

49 - "They pose as saints, but are full of lies!" - 'Seven Samurai'"If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The A-Team ( Read more... )