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[wormtailiscool]

I did NOT "suckle James's joobs" at the Halloween party.

But I wish I had.

...

HUH? WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?

Comments

[chained_maid]

Sure Pettigrew? It sounds about your level.

[wormtailiscool]

I didn't do it!!!

[chained_maid]

Tell that to someone who believes you.

[wormtailiscool]

...do you believe me?

[wormtailiscool]

Everyone has been making breastfeeding jokes to me since this morning, Remus!

[wormtailiscool]

Don't laugh! Some random fifth year pointed to her chest and asked me if I wanted to suck on her nipples! How am I supposed to ignore that!?

[kinnonme]

*pats Peter* It's alright, mate. Don't listen to the tossers saying you did. Who's spreading those rumours, anyway?

[wormtailiscool]

I think it was Lestrange.

It's not fair, I haven't done anything...

[kinnonme]

Oh, him. Don't worry about him, he's just a stupid arse who needs to bring other people down to make himself feel important. Everyone knows you wouldn't suck James's fake breasts.

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I never thought I'd say that.

[wormtailiscool]

I wouldn't suck on James's real breasts!

[bellatrix_bites]

PETTIGREW SUCKED ON JELLOMAN BOOBS! Hahahahahah! That's pretty low.

[wormtailiscool]

I-I didn't do it!!!

[bellatrix_bites]

Suuuuuure you didn't. *innocently* Why would someone make up a rumor about you?

*raises voice so everyone around can hear* NO, OF COURSE YOU DIDN'T SUCK ON HIS BOOBS!

[wormtailiscool]

*gawks at her, terrified* Stop it! Please!

[is_a_god]

It's all right, Peter. I don't think you did.

[private to marauders]

EXCEPT YOU DID, YOU PONCE.

[/private]

[wormtailiscool]

[private]

I didn't! Stop making stuff up!

[/private]

[is_a_god]

[private]

Helloooo, Wormtail. Who else would have done it? I was missing some jell-o.

[/private]

[wormtailiscool]

[private]

Maybe you suckled some yourself!

[/private]