On this, the First Night of Passover, on the 15th of Nisan in the Hebrew year 5737, a bouncing baby boy with big blue eyes was born to Alice and David ( Read more... )

Quote Of The Day from yesterday: "Isaac, come over here and look at this chili pepper."

Happy Turkey Day Y'all!

Sarah Palin totally flirted with me last night.

Excessed.

As in "Your position has been excessed, you are the weakest link, clear out your desk/locker, goodbye and goodluck, dont let the door hit your ass on the way out."

Evidently a term currently being used by the New York School System.

How do I know this?

My cousin, a shopteacher, was excessed recently by one school district and now is at a new ( Read more... )

If you are such a frequent customer, why have I never met you and why do your refer to the person who had my job 5+ years ago?
If you are such a frequent customer, why did you think we were still located in Cambridge? We moved 15 years ago.
If you are such a frequent customer, why dont we have any sales in your file since 1999?
If you are such a ( Read more... )

I am so glad Syl and I were able to see Saint George perform a few weeks back.

All Hail the New King of P.L.O.P.!!!!!

 Hmmm....So, if I am reading these headlines correctly ( Read more... )

 So, I have this great idea for genetic modification, or, perhaps biomechanical engineering...

What if, instead of ejaculate upon orgasm from oral, there was candy?

Thoughts?