5 reasons why brittney spears had a baby 1. to have an excuse why she keeps getting fatter 2. so her boobs would swell 3. to spark her dying career (also coincides with 2) 4. a reason for her to "dress down" (aka dress white trash) 5. when number 3 fails... to have something to do when everyone stops giving a shit about her
Having a baby IS a pretty damn good cover up for getting hefty. Hopefully number 5 happens soon because it's becoming sad that Brittney's baby news gets just as much coverage as war and natural disasters. I guess she is a disaster though so it fits.
my phone was acting really lame...the battery kept dying and it was dropping calls. this time will hopefully be better. i really want to see you...we got lots to catch up on
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1. to have an excuse why she keeps getting fatter
2. so her boobs would swell
3. to spark her dying career (also coincides with 2)
4. a reason for her to "dress down" (aka dress white trash)
5. when number 3 fails... to have something to do when everyone stops giving a shit about her
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i miss you...
lots...
i'm coming home on the 14th til the 18th...
hopefully this time things will work out so i can see you
<3
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