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Go to your info page and find the seventh name listed on your friends list. Go to their info page. Find the seventh name on their friends list. Repeat until you are seven LJs from your own. (If you come across someone who doesn't have seven friends or the seventh friend is a journal you have already visited on this trip, randomly pick another name ( Read more... )

how would YOU feel, if you were in the middle of having sex with your boyfriend, and all of a sudden, you hear loud fucking knocking on the window and someone screaming, "reed!!!! hey reed!!! reed!!", and even after someone gets told to go away, you get interrupted AGAIN two minutes later with a REALLY REALLY REALLY "important" question ( Read more... )

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today i had to work for six hours with only one other person (manager)...ugh. it was pretty exhausting...thank god it went by fast. i had to bundle hangers--which is the most bitchwork thing ever--you have to hang up 12 hangers, bundle them together on top with a rubber band, then wrap another rubber band around both ends twice...it sounds kind ( Read more... )

Part Expert Kisser


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when i hate someone, i classify it as actually enjoying thinking about how much i hate the person...and i think about it constantly ( Read more... )

something that really bothers me is when people say shit like "omfg i hate god 4eva!!!!!! i'm a satanist 4 lyfe!!!! hail satan!!!" it's mainly the 12 year old mallxgothx "bisexuals"...but i still see a lot of older people still doing it. and just WHY does it bother ME ( Read more... )

these moths on the kitchen window right now are having better sex then any of us ever will.


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friday night was The Sex ( Read more... )