1st bushel | Fuck you and the horse you dragged me here with

[worst_apple]

[Snorting loudly, the Porter of Mugenkan awakens...

SHE IS DISPLEASED. This is not the apple tree she fell asleep on the clock under.

This phone thing looks good to scream at. She's already yelled at everything else in the house.]

Yuuka? Mistress Yuuka? YUUKA-SAMA?

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[no_bullying]

You know Miss Kazami?

[worst_apple]

YOU know Yuuka-sama?

[no_bullying]

Mmhmm~! She's been teaching me how to be really scary.

[worst_apple]

Teaching doesn't sound like my Yuuka... but scary does. WHERE IS SHE?

[worst_apple]

...What?

[worst_apple]

...What's a phone?

[aliensinyour]

... You know Yuuka-san?

[worst_apple]

DO YOU?

[aliensinyour]

Yeah, she's around here if you're looking for her.

[worst_apple]

...Who are you?

[lasersallover]

She's probably sleeping!

[worst_apple]

[Screech!]

NOT YOU! You did this, didn't you? Y-you trapped me away from Yuuka-sama...

[lasersallover]

Yep, it's all my fault.

[worst_apple]

Y-you... I hate you...

[hop_toit_udonge]

... You can't possibly mean Yuuka Kazami.

[worst_apple]

The youkai Yuuka Kazami is my mistress, yes!

[hop_toit_udonge]

I see...

[worst_apple]

She needs me! I have to get back to her!