ATTENTION ALL! BREAKING NEWS. BREAKING NEWS.

[worst_ljever]

hokay. so as i sat at home watching Nick Cliche and Jessica Simpson's USO show, i realized how we can take down terrorism once and for all. It all lies in the hands of one Miss Jessica Simpson. No matter how stupid, or emotionally unstable people think she is, she has enraptured everyone with a television or radio in the world. She was on stage

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i have to change my pants since i pissed them reading this

[mightyelf24]

I can't respond to the sheer brilliance of this entire entry. I would just shame it.

[anonymous]

hey jimmy guess what TENNIS IS CANCELLED so I guess our little rendezvous is off. oh well, same time next week. i hope you're not like, looking out your window at an empty tennis court.
- YOU KNOW WHO
at least I hope you know who because if you didn't know who and then i said that it would be really, well, lameaisse.

Toooooootally lameaisse

[worst_ljever]

hi carly, sorry i didn't respond faster to your comment, but i was too busy sitting at the front gate, waiting for a lexus rx300 that NEVER CAME. MY FEET ARE COLD CARLY. REEEEEEEEEEAL COLD. yeah, so you should get a livejournal so we don't have to do this whole weird anonymous thing, plus, it really puts you at a disadvantage, b/c ppl could pretend to be you and misrepresent you in a mean way. so yeah, go get a live journal. actually, first, go hug your brother, thaaaaan make a journal. ok. oh, and you really need to stop being so lameaisse-

[anonymous]

hi jimmy, it's carly again. i just wanted to tell you, that, lyke, i really lyke u, nd think ur rly hawt nd i want 2 make lots of sex wit u! kk? ily jimmy! my <3 belongs 2u! mwazzzz! carly and jimmy 4evazz!

[tresmainekrentz]

so i read your comment and i decided to make a livejournal. all you had to do was ask. so i couldn't think of a username because i'm not witty enough to think of something clever, so i looked to my left and there was this list of name, and someone was named tresmaine. so i took her name. or his name. i don't know, and then there was someone with the last name krents, so i stole that bitch's name too, and here i am. i think i should make another livejournal with a better name now. but i can't think of anything. i just realized that like, people might see this. ugh i feel so naked, so exposed. anyone can just like look at my journal. not that i have any entries yet. ahh i should go make some entries! and find some friends! and some interests! i'm so hopelessly lameaisse at this! what if i decide to make a lj and then i have like one friend? i wonder if people i don't know will read my journal. that would be exciting. i don't really think i'm that important yet. oh well this is really long and you've probably stopped

what list of names are you looking at?

[worst_ljever]

who the hell is named tresmaine? that might possibly the worst name ever. it's not even something weird funny, like starquisha, it's just, tresmaine. wow, that sucks. i hope nobody named tresmaine is reading this, that would be lameaisse...for them, not me. but, yeah...i was thinking you should make your name ketchup_and_lameaisse, but the more i think about it, tresmainekrents is the best name ever-i wish i had thought of it first. now i hate you, but not fo real, cause that'd be sad.

Re: what list of names are you looking at?

[tresmainekrentz]

a list of names of, let me see, people who are attending the twenty fifth yale reunion of the class of 1980.

so should i keep tresmainekrentz then? i really like ketchup_and_lameaisse, because that's more relevant to my life since...today. so i don't know. i don't really want to abandon tresmaine, i'm getting kind of attached to him. or her. i wonder. also i still have no friends, interests, or journal entries.

so i'm kind of boring.

post stamp. carly

[worst_ljever]

yeah, i just read your user info, and, 1-ha 2-yeah, you were a bitch in 4th grade, its not my fault i had such a nice 6 year old girls voice. 3-that comment, was me. if you didnt notice, it was made directly after i posted my real comment, and i did it to make a point. the point that you took and made a really cool username...and also to express what i can only wish you think each day when you try and escape the vibrating noises by hmm hmmmm and her sex toys...

Re: post stamp. carly

[tresmainekrentz]

1)HA! i just got that whole making a point thing. next time you are trying to make a point, do it in a way that is like, possible to understand. good.

2) hmmm hmmm's name would actually be hmm hmmm hmmmm if we were doing it in "hmm hmmm's"