mister todd.

[worstpiesever]

Ooh, these last few days have been quite excitin'! Makes for a nice change, 'specially since business hasn't been the best since the money ran out. I can hardly believe my luck! Benjamin Barker - of all people - showin' up at my shop! After all these years.

My, my. Imagine that.

Huh. It really has been a long time

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[missa_todd]

Please stop using that name, Mrs. Lovett.

[worstpiesever]

Awright. Don't be gettin' your knickers in a bunch, Mr. T. I could always friends-lock it. If it bothers you that much...

[bluemountebank]

If you a-visit my shop perhaps you may a-find some urchin repellant. It a-comes in a-handy spray can. Please, you see. You ignore the label that a-say "spray paint."

[worstpiesever]

Like I'd trust a dreadful Eyetalian like yourself.

[bluemountebank]

You are a-racist, signora? You do not a-like Italians? And here I a-heard you a-serve anyone. I shall a-complain to the ACLU! And OSHA while I'm at it, your shoppe has a-roaches!

[worstpiesever]

Of course I serve anyone. As long as they're willin' to cough up the few pence I'm askin' for. An' I'll serve you as well, sir, Eyetalian or not, as long as you've got the money.

[gandergander]

Sorry to bother you, mum, but you must be the lady I saw with Mister Todd not two days ago! I'm a good friend of his, Anthony, and I thought I should introduce myself in light of our mutual acquaintance. Do you run the pie shop, then?

[worstpiesever]

Missus. Lovett, sir. Pleasure meeting you again, I'm sure.

Yes. I run the pie shop.

...How is Johanna, then? Still pinin' away after her, are you?

[gandergander]

Oh goodness, yes. She's the most beautiful girl, so sad and lonely. I'm going to rescue her, I think, and take her away with me to Plymouth.

[worstpiesever]

Ever the romantic, you are.

[worstpiesever]

*shoos her* Go away! Just go away! Don't make me call the police on you!