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[worstsongever]

[Olive situates the camera, sitting at her desk and peering over her shoulder at her room. There are some clothes visible on the floor peeking out from behind her bed, and on the floor is what looks like a bunch of little red pieces of cloth. It's hard to tell that they're A's.

Olive smiles, and scratches the back of her neck.] So this is kind of

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[takeyouapart]

[So Merlin understood about 30% of this post. Whatever, have politely smiling medieval kid all up ins.]

Items are usually things that are important to the person whose Item it is. As far as I know. And - welcome to the Barge, Olive.

[worstsongever]

Oh. [She does not look too happy about that explanation. Maybe she should go home and smack Brandon with her new item.] Okay, that's...cool. Uh, thanks, person-who-has-not-introduced-himself. [Smile? Smile!]

[takeyouapart]

[If it helps, if he knew what your item was he'd kill himself. :c]

Oh! Sorry - it's Merlin. [And a wave!] Hello.

[worstsongever]

[....Note to slf: Do not share with Merlin.]

Seriously? Wait, are you from California too?

[stopthat_destro]

[Aaaahhhh wtf why. Enjoy some horrified, confused staring, until he realizes the video's on and turns off his feed in a panicky sort of way.]

[worstsongever]

[...Why so creepy, Rex. Olive is blinking and looking around. Whaaaat was he staring at.]

Uhh....hi? Hello? Do these things glitch, or what?

[stopthat_destro]

[Because he's too COOL for social skills. With a sigh he turns the feed back on.]

No, it's not a-- It's nothing. I just. [Uhhh. Think quick.] Can't believe you're asking what a... lemon squeeze... is. Everybody knows what it is. [Except for Rex.]

[worstsongever]

[:| She blows out her cheeks to keep from saying something possibly rude or stupid, and lifts her hands, shrugging.]

Well, then, maybe you'd like to share with the class. [AND OLIVE they must have missed that day at creepo school. :c]

[19centconstable]

I like "Boat of the Damned": it has an excellent ring. But I'm not sure it would do much in the way of inspiring behaviors. For either inmates or wardens. Perhaps "Boat of the Un-Damned"? "Boat of the Very Near To Being Damned, But Let's Not Be Hasty"?

[worstsongever]

Oh, I like that. Who needs to be concise? What about Boat of the Once, Yet Soon to be Un-Damned? Or Boat Where There Is No Judging?

[19centconstable]

There is a bit of judging though. We certainly can't go around all: "Well, he or she murdered his or her warden horribly, but we'll leave them be because we don't like to judge"...

Naming a boat is trickier than I'd have thought.

[worstsongever]

So long as we avoid classics like 'Titanic,' I think we're golden.

...Now, about this horrible murdering thing.

[ifightfor]

[Rinzler has a total lack of shame. And vocabulary words.]

Term "lemon squeeze" unrecognized. Define "lemon squeeze".

[worstsongever]

[Hey that's what she was asking. :c]

That's what I want to know.

[ifightfor]

Understood. Assumed initial query as test.

Query: Share definition once acquired?

[Not that Rinzler's going to add this one to his lexicon, because WHY DO YOU EVEN NEED TO DO THAT.]

[worstsongever]

Oh yeah! Apparently some stupid term for a really disturbingly prcis rotation of a breast. Don't ask me why. Seems pointless to me.

[DON'T DO IT RINZLER, DON'T DO IT.]

Because the writer just looked it up out of sheer curiousity.

[expectremorse]

[he rubs at his eyes]

...Jesus fucking christ. They're getting younger every month.

Encylcopedia Dramatica was the best I got. :|

[worstsongever]

So I shouldn't be expecting a population of my peers? [She sounds. Kind of excited about this.]

It's on urban dictionary.com xD

[expectremorse]

No.

[quiet laugh]

Did you want one?

...that is what I meant. Why did I not type that. xp

[worstsongever]

Not really, not really. I'm actually quite all right being the odd girl out.