022 - SUPER LATE ZOMBIE POST THIS IS FOR THE TEEN ZOMBIE SLAYERS I GUESS

[worstvikingever]

[Action:] [Oh hey yeah zombies. Good thing Hiccup's got weapons and stuff. So he's generally around town fending off zombies

Comments

[doudemoe]

[Minato has the highest score. HAHAHA OK no he isn't. Zombies are a new thing for Minato to deal with. Thank Odin they're very easy.]

How many are there left?

[worstvikingever]

[Oh hi Minato. Hiccup looks around.]

Uh... a lot? I dunno, it looks like all the drones are like this. And there's a lot of drones.

[doudemoe]

Figures. If Fuuka were around, we'd know.

[slices another zombie head, trying to ignore how human his targets are]

[worstvikingever]

...who?

[Yeah, no clue who that is. He is also trying very hard not to think about all this murder.]

Teen Zombie Slayers GO!

[the_wee_big_hag]

They're really annoying.

[Flying on a broom with a frypan in hand. And a poker tied to her waist.]

Having much luck?

ASSEMBLE!

[worstvikingever]

If by "luck" you mean that I haven't gotten eaten or bitten yet or whatever, then yes, I guess so.

This is so gross, though.

[the_wee_big_hag]

At the moment I'd call that very good luck.

[Lands and looks at the dead bodies.]

I've been burning them if you have any objections to that.

[worstvikingever]

[Hiccup shrugs.]

Probably a good idea. No objections from me, though it probably smells horrible.

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Funny, I hate zombies, but I love bashing the shit outta them!

[Mart'll just add onto that conversation while using a lamp-post to bludgeon any nearby undead.]

[worstvikingever]

[HEY WATCH WHERE YOU SWING THAT THING]

Whoa! Careful!

[Dodging lamppost action as well as hitting zombies in the head with axes is difficult business especially with one leg but HICCUP DOES IT WOO]

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Sorry bro, I was caught in the moment.

Sweet axe tho.

Eh, I think I'll switch to a more hands-on approach.

[Mart drops the post and punches a zombie's head

off

and flying.]

[worstvikingever]

[this is like watching his dad take on dragons all over again

sheesh

oh well he has an axe better use it]

Uh... thanks.

GO TEEN ZOMBIE SLAYERS

[perfectvoice]

[Oh, hey, look.

Miku's throwing rocks at the zombies. They aren't terribly accurate, but since she's a robot, she's not in much danger.]

[worstvikingever]

[AXE MAN TO THE... rescue?

Okay not really, he's just nearby.]

I don't think that's helping much...

[perfectvoice]

I'm a robot, they can't eat me. [But they do try.]

[worstvikingever]

...okay. I'm just saying... the rocks don't look like they're doing much, that's all.

[Back foul zombie, back!]

[doublerinbow]

[more like steamroll a zombie...]

[worstvikingever]

[Wait steamroll what what are you doing]