Newsflash!

[worswos]

Portland news is almost better than Eugene news. I am not making this up: "Americans love their fast food, but experts say slow food is better. We'll tell you all about it, coming up next." Experts? Wait, this is news? Then, Nicky visits Paris in jail, because this is important for me to know. Then, "What your mother always said is right:

Comments

[allisontmorth]

Would your aunt Sandy be interested in going on a trip outside of Portland with two ¨kids¨? She sounds cool.

[worswos]

dude I had the same sort of thought, because our adventures are just like how I hope our road trip is. But I somehow doubt she would want to experience hygiene only in the form of a fast food sink...

[worswos]

P.S. she's not really my aunt she's my friend Aunt Sandy

[allisontmorth]

whoa, what?!?! You have a friend named Aunt Sandy? That is cool.
But do you say ¨aunt¨ or ¨ant?¨ Aunt is cooler.