is that it presents the same situation over and over, just dressed differently. I used to be fooled by this until I realized it was just a kid in a costume, not really Batman. Life and I are constantly trying to outsmart each other, so when I figured this out I made a mental, and written (ours is a serious battle), note of this trick as a ( Read more... )

It has been brought to my attention that I am turning into what I am afraid of turning into. You start out thinking that it's all fun and you're in control; ha ha I'm so hippie with no makeup I'm so gross I don't wash my hair ha ha ha, and then one day you put on a belt because your man pants are falling off, but the added weight just makes them ( Read more... )

Once upon a time, Amanda left me alone for the weekend and she came back to a bald roommate.

I have been living by myself since August.

You do the math.

So in Dr. M's campaign to figure out what is wrong with me, I get to take more tests. These tests are smarter than the other tests, which apparently means I get to take a laxative! So yesterday I get up at 6 in the morning to take this stuff (because it is supposed to "work" in 2-4 hours and I had to leave for work at 10... if you see my logic) ( Read more... )

Today I noticed fishing line in our pet supplies section.

This whole physical world thing is really getting on my nerves. I should totally go eat a big raw ice cream.

you bastard. This is outrageous.

Adolf got ice cream on a stick, which I held in one hand while ringing up a customer with the other. I love this job. It was Stan's fault. Stan is someone who defies age -- not in a bad way like those old ladies with pigtails and short shorts, though. I don't know how to explain it ( Read more... )

such as, she invites you to get published. Um...?

Oh how I love that Pastor Steve. He is the type of person who would irritate me if he wasn't so rad. Besides... how can you not like someone named Steve ( Read more... )

Tonight was interesting, in a fun way. Usually it's fun because of dance-crush boy and polka, but there was no dance-crush boy or polka for me tonight. However...

I discovered that nightclub two-step doesn't have to suck. Moves help. They usually do.

Kiwi swung me around the floor a couple times. Oh how I love that guy, even if he makes me ( Read more... )