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[wotrednuloot]

I wish i had roommates the slammed doors at all hours of the day and night.  its so obnoxious being able to sleep through the night without hearing the shower door slide freely to the other end stopping abruptly and loudly.  i want to hear all the doors thrown closed, that way i know that my roommates have returned home at 230 in the morning.  i

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[pixiekitten]

I wish i had roommates who would ignore me, only grunting responses when there is no one else in the room to relay their messages to me. I wish I had roommates who staunchly refuse to clean up after themselves, including leaving food out for the cat to eat.

I'm tired of all these quiet nights at home with a roommate who loves to watch the same movies as me and who loves my cooking. so boring always having intelligent discussions about existentialism, life, and the decay of America. I want someone who DISPLAYS that decay at all times.

[wotrednuloot]

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[_clit45_]

I wish I had roommates as amazing as my parents. Its so wonderful being yelled at for forgetting to wash the dishes 10 minutes after I ate. I wish my roommates would keep asking me what I was doing, where I was going, and what time I'd be home. I love how they must ask me 30million times whether I locked the door, because heaven forbid an intruder might come in for a cup of tea.

I'm soo angry that my roommates cook and clean for me. Why must they grocery shop for me too?