There's no "g" in alcohol

[woundedbyfear]

"Why pay for drugs when your insurance company will help?" -Kelly, after one martini.

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"Iowa's just like Mexico except for colder and it has more corn." -Kelly, after the second martini.

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"One martini, Mwahaha. Two martini, mwahaha. Three martini, mwahaha." -Kelly, just now, when she should have sobered up a bit.

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ok - yeah

[lofty_diva]

I plead the Vth.
LOVE the sexy back - Fergilicious. LOL