Don't make me DoT your ass

[bitterherlock]

[This is... not Stormwind. That much is obvious to the woman in brown robes standing half-way down the stairs. And from the downright unpleasant look on her face, she is NOT happy with this turn of events. She's not moving from this spot until someone teleports her back or explains what's going on or... hell, anything else. Instead, she'll be

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[chaoticreckless]

Three.

[bitterherlock]

[Oh Light, that was Garnet, wasn't it? Mireli chances a look. ...Yep. Garnet. She sighs.]

You left out "two".

[chaoticreckless]

No, you did.

[bitterherlock]

...Garnet. I was just starting to count. I did not leave out "two". Now shut up and tell me where we are.

[nashrath]

Or what?

[The Common is harshly accented, and it comes from an orc standing at the bottom of the stares glaring right back up, heavy boots planted wide and arms akimbo.]

[bitterherlock]

Or I start setting things on fire, orc. If you're the one responsible for this, you made a mistake. A very big one.

[The look on Mireli's face is akin to someone discovering a dead mouse in their soup. She is not best pleased with you, Nashrath. Even if you're innocent.]

[nashrath]

I'm not. The things responsible have decided none of us deserve either explanation or basic hospitality.

I am also not impressed, and not in the mood for this. If you're some kind of homicidal maniac, I'll just shoot you, and if not you need to calm the hell down.

[Pff, yeah. Nashrath does not LIKE humans, she does not want to TALK to humans, and she certainly doesn't want to help humans be in BETTER MOODS.]

[bitterherlock]

[Siiiigh. Okay, no Immolating the furniture, then. Dammit.]

Calm down? How am I supposed to calm down?! I don't know where this is, who you are, or how I got here! If you didn't do this, then point me at who did.

I have to get back.