((insufficient levels of PARTY detected up in this piece))

[chaoticreckless]

[Something in chainmail with red hair falls unceremoniously out of the ceiling and just kind of lies there twitching for a bit before it resolves into a tall teenage girl, who springs to her feet.]

Uncool. I was saving orphans without legs. The orphanage was on fire. You interrupted me. Good job.

[She dusted herself off.]I'm flattered, I really

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Is this place still alive?

[whiteskinnedorc]

An orphanage? Full of legless orphans?

... Riiight.

Not really, despite efforts :( Do you have an AIM?

[chaoticreckless]

Exactly right, in fact.

Okay, I exaggerated. Some of them didn't have arms either.

[whiteskinnedorc]

I must say, I think that seems a bit unlikely.

[Ja. My AIM is Raptor41887]