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Enter Ziola Frostbolt: Half dead gnome!

Jun 11, 2010 20:49

[A voice of what is apparently a female gnome echoes throughout the inn from her upstairs room. Not happy]

ZEETAAAAAAR! IF YOU PORTED ME TO THERAMORE AGAIN I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR FINELY SHAPED ASS TO OUTLAND AN-

[Ziola pauses her indignant cries, taking notice that she is not in Theramore, Or Stormwind, Shattrath, Dalaran, or any other place a mage ( Read more... )

dimzio, !event: storm, feigntalent, chaoticreckless, darknessb4me, nashrath

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darknessb4me June 12 2010, 04:05:48 UTC

Astonishingly perceptive.

chaoticreckless June 12 2010, 04:23:01 UTC

You're a gnome.

[The girl at a nearby table chomping on a conjured apple shrugged.]

It happens.

Doin' fine! Er. This place is pretty dead, though :( nashrath June 12 2010, 04:30:56 UTC

[THEN LOOMED an orc, accent much improved and in a heavily-stained leather apron over her beaten-up armor.]

I'm Nashrath, assistant innkeeper. If you attack me, I'll throw you out into the rain. Welcome to hell.

I know :< Always nice to give more action to the place. dimzio June 12 2010, 09:09:34 UTC

[Ziola whips around to gaze at the "Assistant" innkeeper and raises an eyebrow, doesn't seem to be intimidated anymore]

Hell?

[Ziola pauses and puts two fingers to her neck]

Nope, pulse seems fine, i'm not dead. Anyone care to explain why I'm here? Because if its to take my schematics, then you have another thing coming.

<33 nashrath June 12 2010, 23:02:14 UTC

You fell between the cracks in the floorboards of time. There's about fifty yards beyond this inn, and no hearthing or teleporting. No communications, and it never stops raining. Hell.

[Ar the confirmation of a pulse, Nashrath immediately went very still, because she'd been around enough Death Knights.]

If you worked for the Lich King, you'd better not. He controls the dead. The living don't have an excuse.

She's half dead :D dimzio June 13 2010, 17:53:24 UTC

[Ziola gives a pondering look]

The bronze Dragonflight? Good, now I know that I don't have to worry.

[Ziola Gives a small smile]

Correction: Half dead. Still have a pulse, need to eat and all that good stuff. Well...Hard to explain. The body is 'dead', while the soul is still 'alive'. Guess by pulse, I should say the...soul still...alive, or something.
Don't ask me on the details...

[Ziola shrugs]

Getting raised right before actually dying does that to you.

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Yaaay! *waves like a derp* feigntalent June 12 2010, 20:20:14 UTC

[Heads up! There's an apple being flung at your head. It came from over there. No, not that way. Towards the fire. See the short-haired girl wearing leather? She threw it.]

Hey. Gnome! Here. It's a welcoming present. I guess the orc told you everything? Because I'm not good at tours. Just saying.

Welcome to... wherever we are. The Caverns of Time, I guess. I'm Sabette, and I'm not saving you when and if the Lich King shows up again.

Gnomes put a lot of thought into their actions dimzio June 12 2010, 21:30:38 UTC

[Oh my. Ziola, not used to having things getting flung at her head that wasn't dangerous, fluidly springs up and pulls one of the hooked runeswords from her waist to cut the offending apple in half. She realizes that it wasn't trying to kill her, and stares at the cut apple for a second ( ... )

Sabettes, on the other hand, don't. feigntalent June 12 2010, 21:39:21 UTC

[Oh, Sabette knows that expression. She had it on her face when she first got here, too. She shares your pain, tiny undead gnome woman.]

I don't know what they want with you or me or half the people here. Yet here we are! Complete with our own mage. [Poor Tryice, put upon to feed a mob.]

I... I don't know where he is. I haven't seen him in a while. The last time I saw him, I was kind of busy staying out of his way.

[Read: Sabette was hiding behind a chair with an elf mage, terrified beyond all capacity for thought.]

If you see him, mind yelling? I think I'd rather stand outside in the big giant storm than deal with the Lich King. Ever.

I'm expecting to get my arse kicked by one of the kings dimzio June 12 2010, 22:40:59 UTC

[Ziola gives a quick glance outside, she didn't notice the storm at first]

Does it always rain like this?

[Ziola looks back at Sabette, an understanding look]

I can understand why you don't want to deal with him. No matter how far he sticks his head up his behind, he'll never be able to see shit clearly.

[Ziola grins, and picks up one of the apple halves, and starts to nibble on it]

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