they're from the band 'Up with Down Syndrome'.

I'm hanging with Adrian Von Batman and Mussolini Jones right now

I thought Kylie was saying Medical Box, not Mini Boom Box

I'm currently looking at a grown man reading the Bible with his Raggety Andy doll on the bus

I am done in. I am done for. I am done.

it was pretty surreal. the kid was shoplifting

my coworker told me was a Target and/or Kohl's. I can trust his truthiness about as I can throw him however

d the kind of situation that took place ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COUNTRY IN ONE BEST BUY!

I was overhearing a lady comparing Black Friday shopping to a concert even though she has "never been to a concert" and most likely never experience

We opened early today. Black Friday hyenas can suck it!