The Florida Legislature - looking out for us all

[wphightower]

So I'm in the library working on my open memo, and I happen to be looking up theft and find a list of things, that by statute, constitute grand theft - third degree felony. Some of them make sense, but some of them make me giggle

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[susanofstohelit]

note to self - don't steal 2001 grapefruit in florida.

[wphightower]

or even 2000, to avoid a felony it can only be 1999 grapefruit.

[susanofstohelit]

just to be safe, I'll avoid florida. :-P

[wphightower]

or avoid stealing citrus