No, I'm not actually writing this...
...so don't get excited, sgflutegirl.
~200 word gen SPN crossover snippet
The guy who answers the door is dressed to match the quality of the building - swanky's the only word Dean can think of for it. He's in dress pants and a vest that are clearly expensive and he's got a gray fedora pulled down to shade his eyes. "Can I help you?" he asks.
"Yeah," Dean says, pulling his ID from his suit jacket. "I'm Agent Dean Baker, this is my partner Agent Daniels. We we were wondering if we could ask you some questions about the recent disappearances in the area, Mister..."
"Caffrey. And I wouldn't mind answering questions, if I thought you guys were actually FBI agents."
Sam gives the guy one of his 'trust me, I'm harmless' smiles and says, "Mr. Caffrey, I can assure you-"
"Look, you're trying to con the wrong guy. Which you'd know if you were actually from the FBI."
"Sir-"
"If you want to pass for feds, you guys should really do a better job on your IDs. The printing quality is terrible, the spacing's all wrong near the bottom, and the picture's about a quarter of an inch too small. What, did you make them at Kinkos?"
He looks to Sam, and Sam shrugs. Dean faces the guy again and says, "Yeah, kinda."
"Well, why you come in and tell me why you're really here, and I can give you some pointers on forgery."
~200 word gen SPN crossover snippet
The guy who answers the door is dressed to match the quality of the building - swanky's the only word Dean can think of for it. He's in dress pants and a vest that are clearly expensive and he's got a gray fedora pulled down to shade his eyes. "Can I help you?" he asks.
"Yeah," Dean says, pulling his ID from his suit jacket. "I'm Agent Dean Baker, this is my partner Agent Daniels. We we were wondering if we could ask you some questions about the recent disappearances in the area, Mister..."
"Caffrey. And I wouldn't mind answering questions, if I thought you guys were actually FBI agents."
Sam gives the guy one of his 'trust me, I'm harmless' smiles and says, "Mr. Caffrey, I can assure you-"
"Look, you're trying to con the wrong guy. Which you'd know if you were actually from the FBI."
"Sir-"
"If you want to pass for feds, you guys should really do a better job on your IDs. The printing quality is terrible, the spacing's all wrong near the bottom, and the picture's about a quarter of an inch too small. What, did you make them at Kinkos?"
He looks to Sam, and Sam shrugs. Dean faces the guy again and says, "Yeah, kinda."
"Well, why you come in and tell me why you're really here, and I can give you some pointers on forgery."