Inspired by the Star Wars Pants Page...

Jan 23, 2006 19:04

I have pants-ified SG-1. Teehee. Started this in execknowitall's journal earlier as a way of spamming. *eg*
If you have any good ones, please share!

Onward to the juvenille humor! )

{lj} public, {tv} sg-1

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sidlj January 24 2006, 01:37:59 UTC
DANIEL
So this whole, ah, this whole friendship thing we've been working on in the last few years is…
O'NEILL
Apparently not much PANTS there, huh?

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wraith816 January 24 2006, 01:52:10 UTC
Of course there aren't much pants there. Pants get in the way of the HAWT MAN SEX. *fans self*

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trika January 24 2006, 04:20:07 UTC
*perk* ;-D

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wraith816 January 24 2006, 01:53:14 UTC
*gigglesnerk*

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exitmusic__ January 24 2006, 02:22:17 UTC
LMAO. Nothing like pants-ifying SG-1. *is entertained*

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Jack: I don't need pants, I need a cure.

Jack: Don't worry. Aside from a little pants problem we won't go into, it's not so bad.

Daniel: This book may contain knowledge of the pants. I mean, this is meaning-of-life stuff!

Jack: Does the concept of "pants" mean anything to anybody?

Jack: Why didn't they come through my pants? Aside from the fact that yours is cleaner?

Jack: Apparently all pants on base are in grave danger.

Daniel: Uh, wait a second. I don't know if you've checked your pants here, but we're both way off course.

Teal'c: In order for the pants to work, we must hold hands, O'Neill.

Bra'tac:I would stake my pants on it.
Jack: Ours too, apparently.

Janet: We've tried everything short of surgically removing their pants.

Jack: I ask you, what could possibly be in my pants that would explain this?

Teal'c: Colonel O’Neill has officially informed me that I have my pants back.

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wraith816 January 24 2006, 02:29:17 UTC
Jack: I ask you, what could possibly be in my pants that would explain this?

*dies*

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amnellwyvern January 24 2006, 04:58:34 UTC
*also dies*

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lunachickk January 24 2006, 03:15:39 UTC
Pants-spam!!!!! Bwahahahahaha

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amnellwyvern January 24 2006, 05:10:52 UTC
How about some SGA ones?

CARSON: He fainted.
RODNEY: Oh there's gotta be a better word.
CARSON: Faint is a proper medical term.
RODNEY: I passed out from... manly pants!

JOHN: There's plenty of time to solve this thing, but you got to stop using your mouth and start using your pants!

WEIR: How were you able to bypass the pants?
KOLYA: With the time-tested combination of strong drink and weak minds.

RONON: I think they're loosening.
JOHN: Watch it, Chewie. You're gonna cut your damn pants off!

WEIR: Rodney - you can take the rest of the day off.
RODNEY: Oh. I am gonna curl up in bed with the largest pants I can find.

RODNEY: Well, let me see - we've got slow pants, quick pants, painful pants, cold, lonely pants.

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