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Inspired by the Star Wars Pants Page...
Jan 23, 2006 19:04
I have pants-ified SG-1. Teehee. Started this in
execknowitall
's journal earlier as a way of spamming. *eg*
If you have any good ones, please share!
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Onward to the juvenille humor!
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sidlj
January 24 2006, 01:37:59 UTC
DANIEL
So this whole, ah, this whole friendship thing we've been working on in the last few years is…
O'NEILL
Apparently not much PANTS there, huh?
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wraith816
January 24 2006, 01:52:10 UTC
Of course there aren't much pants there. Pants get in the way of the HAWT MAN SEX. *fans self*
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trika
January 24 2006, 04:20:07 UTC
*perk* ;-D
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wraith816
January 24 2006, 01:53:14 UTC
*gigglesnerk*
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exitmusic__
January 24 2006, 02:22:17 UTC
LMAO. Nothing like pants-ifying SG-1. *is entertained*
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Jack: I don't need pants, I need a cure.
Jack: Don't worry. Aside from a little pants problem we won't go into, it's not so bad.
Daniel: This book may contain knowledge of the pants. I mean, this is meaning-of-life stuff!
Jack: Does the concept of "pants" mean anything to anybody?
Jack: Why didn't they come through my pants? Aside from the fact that yours is cleaner?
Jack: Apparently all pants on base are in grave danger.
Daniel: Uh, wait a second. I don't know if you've checked your pants here, but we're both way off course.
Teal'c: In order for the pants to work, we must hold hands, O'Neill.
Bra'tac:I would stake my pants on it.
Jack: Ours too, apparently.
Janet: We've tried everything short of surgically removing their pants.
Jack: I ask you, what could possibly be in my pants that would explain this?
Teal'c: Colonel O’Neill has officially informed me that I have my pants back.
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wraith816
January 24 2006, 02:29:17 UTC
Jack: I ask you, what could possibly be in my pants that would explain this?
*dies*
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amnellwyvern
January 24 2006, 04:58:34 UTC
*also dies*
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lunachickk
January 24 2006, 03:15:39 UTC
Pants-spam!!!!! Bwahahahahaha
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amnellwyvern
January 24 2006, 05:10:52 UTC
How about some SGA ones?
CARSON: He fainted.
RODNEY: Oh there's gotta be a better word.
CARSON: Faint is a proper medical term.
RODNEY: I passed out from... manly pants!
JOHN: There's plenty of time to solve this thing, but you got to stop using your mouth and start using your pants!
WEIR: How were you able to bypass the pants?
KOLYA: With the time-tested combination of strong drink and weak minds.
RONON: I think they're loosening.
JOHN: Watch it, Chewie. You're gonna cut your damn pants off!
WEIR: Rodney - you can take the rest of the day off.
RODNEY: Oh. I am gonna curl up in bed with the largest pants I can find.
RODNEY: Well, let me see - we've got slow pants, quick pants, painful pants, cold, lonely pants.
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Jack: I don't need pants, I need a cure.
Jack: Don't worry. Aside from a little pants problem we won't go into, it's not so bad.
Daniel: This book may contain knowledge of the pants. I mean, this is meaning-of-life stuff!
Jack: Does the concept of "pants" mean anything to anybody?
Jack: Why didn't they come through my pants? Aside from the fact that yours is cleaner?
Jack: Apparently all pants on base are in grave danger.
Daniel: Uh, wait a second. I don't know if you've checked your pants here, but we're both way off course.
Teal'c: In order for the pants to work, we must hold hands, O'Neill.
Bra'tac:I would stake my pants on it.
Jack: Ours too, apparently.
Janet: We've tried everything short of surgically removing their pants.
Jack: I ask you, what could possibly be in my pants that would explain this?
Teal'c: Colonel O’Neill has officially informed me that I have my pants back.
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*dies*
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CARSON: He fainted.
RODNEY: Oh there's gotta be a better word.
CARSON: Faint is a proper medical term.
RODNEY: I passed out from... manly pants!
JOHN: There's plenty of time to solve this thing, but you got to stop using your mouth and start using your pants!
WEIR: How were you able to bypass the pants?
KOLYA: With the time-tested combination of strong drink and weak minds.
RONON: I think they're loosening.
JOHN: Watch it, Chewie. You're gonna cut your damn pants off!
WEIR: Rodney - you can take the rest of the day off.
RODNEY: Oh. I am gonna curl up in bed with the largest pants I can find.
RODNEY: Well, let me see - we've got slow pants, quick pants, painful pants, cold, lonely pants.
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