Daddy wanted to make an omelette out of me so he gave me human growth hormones while you slept. Daddy's creepy and scary and I can't hide anywhere 'cause I'm too big. :(
Daddy injected my egg with human growth hormone so I could get bigger and make a bigger omelette. But I hatched before he could eat me. I HAVE BEAT THE SYSTEM!
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HIIIIII
*glomps* Oh my, you're taller than I am o_o
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You look familiar for some reason.
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I lived in a placenta.
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*finds pants*
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yay. :)
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...I can't pull that off, can I?
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I WAS JUST ASKING IF SHE WAS OKAY!!!
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