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[wreckedhim]

i spent yesterday at meps.
i was processed and told to,
"bend over the bench and spread your buttocks."
i'll let you figure out the rest.

either way, i passed all the physicals and shit,
but they need to see my medical records from when i broke my femur.
they'll get those today or tomorrow, then i'll take the oath and sign my contract.

Comments

[at_war]

good for you matthew j.

[falseh0pe]

it's not like you're not used to bending over and spreading your buttocks.

[falseh0pe]

p.s. just kidding.

and congrats.

[wreckedhim]

hahaha, thanks.

ps. im not used to having to spread my own buttocks.

[wreckedhim]

that was supposed to imply that they usually spread my buttocks themselves,*

[angie777x]

Congrats

[redchucks]

good luck with all this matt

[mesteffie2]

I'm proud that you're following through with all this, I know it's what you wanted.

Ata Boy, champ.

<3