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[wrecktangle_]

i'm pretty sure i saw a hyena chasing an old woman in the park on wednesday.

my mind hurts.

Comments

[__onthemetro]

HAHAHAHAHAHA that has got to be one of the best things i've heard ever.

[wrecktangle_]

it may be fun to hear, but it was confusing as hell to see.

[__onthemetro]

maybe you just saw a dog?

[wrecktangle_]

you'd think so, wouldn't you?

but i promise you, this was no dog.

[nomoretears_]

Hyenas are sexy.
But not sexier than Tim!

[__intriguing]

Heh..mmm, beastiality <3

[wrecktangle_]

but what about the old woman!

[__intriguing]

Well, either she got away, or she's enjoying a short stay inside the hyena's tummy.

..not quite so envious.

[__smash]

Ew. :( Scary.

[wrecktangle_]

i know that shit is true.

[kfnriobl]

the libertines!
i just reviewed their new record for the paper.

that wasn't a hyena. that was me.
hollllllllllla.

[wrecktangle_]

it's a good record. it's not as good as up the bracket, but it does have 3 or 4 absolutely killer songs.

[suchis_life]

and you didn't run after them to save the old lady?!

[wrecktangle_]

from the bus?

and did you not hear? it was a hyena. i couldn't catch that motherfucker.

[suchis_life]

yes, but if he was *chasing* the old lady, he couldn't have been that fast, you follow? cus if he was, your entry would have gone more 'i'm pretty sure i saw a hyena catching/eating an old lady..'

the bus thing is fair enough though.

have a good birthday.

[wrecktangle_]

he was catching her up pretty quickly, those things can sure cover some ground.

hooray, birthday!