Someday we'll be dignified and old.

[wrecktheplace]

Oh shit, I tripped and fell into a promotion at work. Ow. I'm a monitor now, so goodbye calling strangers on the phone, and hello cocaine and blowjobs in limousines!

Hey, the new NOFX record is kinda shitty, eh?

What's new with you?

Comments

[smuggernaut]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

not to burst your bubble though, but coke and bjs are for supervisors, monitors just get laced pot and occasionally the recently bj'd supervisor's load all over their face, hair and chest.
(or is that better?)

[wrecktheplace]

So much better.

[_brokenpieces]

oh god no.
now your going to be all harsh on me
and stuff when you moniter me.
i have to quit, now.

[vulvadeath]

Collective BlowJob Time. Aww yeah. I can feel the spooge all the way from here.

[felix_felicis]

i sorry, i never liked NOFX...except for that song "whatever didi wants" because i'm a loser.

other than that, things are things. e tu?

[ohdarlingg]

hi alex, it's sara (zombiess)..i made a new journal. add me back?