Right, so today is the March equinox, also known as the SPRING equinox. Can someone please explain why the hell there's FROST on the SPRING equinox?

Lousy smarch weather...

At least if you get stuck with your finger in your bookcase. Ouch.

Actually, I don't but I am anyway. My mom and stepdad are moving and since I live with them I have to go with them. This sucks for various reason, the main one being that I'll have a much longer way to school, friends and (hopefully) future girlfriend.

Oh well, at least I've cleaned out a lot of stuff I don't need.

Seriously, why can't life be like a movie ( Read more... )

"Sedation is a large needle that they stick in my eye!"

"Right, I don't recall anyone ever getting stuck in the eye with a needle."

"You haven't been to the doctors I've been to, needles in the eyes!"

I appearantly have some kind of weird eye-infection. Guess what the doctor did to start the cure? Yep, that's right: Needles in the eye!

Steve Irwin is dead. I for one is surprised he didn\'t die sooner. I mean, the man was a living contradiction of the evolutionary theory. Anyways, I can\'t say I\'m sad that he died (for reasons too numerous to list, mainly because he wasn\'t someone I knew. The same goes for about five and a half billion other people on this planet) but I guess ( Read more... )

For some reason, the computer here at my relatives act funny. It autopresses enter all the time and ( Read more... )

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Peter+Wrede&gender=m

Right-o. I was watching Eddie Izzard on Google Video and he's doing a bit on Bond villains talking with accents and "Bond" asks the villain where he's from. The villain explains that he has a voicedistorter in his throat stuck on demonstration mode and "Bond" replies ""What a fucking nutter you are." The Swedish subtitles translates this to "Ni är ( Read more... )

That's right, yours truly have finally ascended the final step and is now on his way to become a full fledged ninja! The proof? Right here, baby! 

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