Spark 002 [Voice]

[wrenchinplans]

Oi. Murrue's household: temporary place set up here: [x,y]

Stragglers will be smacked upside the head.

Ollie 'n I'll be staying out of the shitstorm outside as much as possible, but seriously, goddamn. This place is more nuts than... well, I can't think of a good analogy but pretend I said something clever involving monkeys.

Because goddamn.

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[avenging_raven]

I told you there was weird stuff here.

[wrenchinplans]

You didn't mention the rampaging giant monkeys, the sun not coming up, sudden mass genocide and the whole thing being set to Frosty the Snowman, mate.

[avenging_raven]

Unfortunately, clairvoyance isn't on my list of abilities. This is all pretty new.

[wrenchinplans]

Clairvoywhat.

What kind of shit are you used to?

[Voice]

[kin_slayer]

The monkeys are new, Wyatt-kun.

[Voice]

[wrenchinplans]

... any idea what the hell's going on?

[Voice]

[kin_slayer]

One of the residents seems to have gone berserk. His energy levels are impressive, so if I were you, Wyatt-kun, I would keep yourself and Oliver-kun uninvolved.

And it's too cold and too troublesome to bother with right now.

[Voice]

[wrenchinplans]

Great. Usually I could do something if I got close enough, but... well, not now.

Tch, great. Now to wait for some badass to put him down or for him to finish his tantrum, eh?

[shadedsunlight]

Oliver?

...No, wait, you're his twin?

[Voice]

[wrenchinplans]

[The voice is very similar to Oliver's; but it's damaged somehow, rough and raspy.]

Ayup, Wyatt.

[shadedsunlight]

I have a bottle at the bar for you. Oliver asked me to hold on to it for you.

[wrenchinplans]

...

You're an angel, whoever you are.

[turn_a_blindeye]

Hm...as far as analogies, you might as well just say this place has gone 'ape' or 'bananas.' I think either suffices. It's probably some of the worst I've seen since I've been here, at least given the bizarreness of it and the death-toll.

Good to see you two are staying out of it.

[wrenchinplans]

[Wyatt snickers, probably far more than he should have at that.]

Shit, I can't believe I missed the obvious joke there. Must be the lack of sleep. How long have you been here? Seriously, everyone's all like. Used to this.

Yeah, a couple of muggers? No problem. King Kong? No way we can take that.

[turn_a_blindeye]

Probably lack of sleep. If not, we can pretend that's all it was. Too soon yet for me to tell if you're slipping, Wyatt-kun. And I've been here, oh, since August or something. As long as Ollie-kun, Itachi, and Neji have been. These kinds of things are just something that happens. Most are fairly benign in comparison, and given that death isn't always permanent here, well...you get the idea.

I don't know any King Kong, but good thing you know your limits. More than can be said of some people here.

[wrenchinplans]

I like you already, man. Sad thing is I'm probably not slipping.

Still... damn long time, if you think about it. You got anyone here from your world? The dead come back to life? Does that fit in with what you were telling me about that kid?

I knew a few people like that. They kinda die young, don't they?

[leaf_sacrifice]

You do know that threats don't encourage most people to move, right?

[Voice]

[wrenchinplans]

You ever been on the receiving end of a serious threat, mate?

Let me tell you, they work.

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[leaf_sacrifice]

I would hardly call a hit round the head being a serious threat.

[Voice] HE'S BEING FRIENDLY, REALLY

[wrenchinplans]

Come over here and see what I hit you with.