Spark 004 [Voice/Video]

Mar 05, 2009 16:57

Pisses me off when the cheap stuff is... [Sigh.] There!

[CLANG.]

[Black smoke billows across the garage. Wyatt's tail lashes angrily.]

COCKFACE. ... aw, fuck. Not again.

[CLANG.][Wyatt swears loudly, then backs off, waving his arm and coughing. His single ear is pinned to the side of his head, gloved hand over his face. His already raspy voice ( Read more... )

mechanics en't cooks, mister fix-it, grill no jutsu = fail

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shadedsunlight March 6 2009, 00:11:09 UTC
You actually have hamburgers?

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[Voice] wrenchinplans March 6 2009, 00:13:30 UTC
Bunny burgers.

Dead bunny burgers now. [Cough, hack.]

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shadedsunlight March 6 2009, 00:15:33 UTC
Darn, I was hoping you'd found some wandering cow or something similar. I'll kill for a grilled steak.

Grill malfunction?

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[Voice] wrenchinplans March 6 2009, 00:20:25 UTC
If we did find a cow Ollie'd bitch and make us keep it for the milk. But god yes, I want a steak. Some A-1 steak sauce. Onions.

I thought I'd fixed it but something might be clogged.

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[Voice] unlucky_blood March 6 2009, 00:16:47 UTC
[If he ever sounded amused then he would be now.]

Having fun?

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[Voice] wrenchinplans March 6 2009, 00:22:04 UTC
I haven't taken out the block with an explosion yet, have I?

Christ, Kamui. You try cooking. I bet you suck at it worse than my Mum.

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[Voice] unlucky_blood March 6 2009, 00:24:38 UTC
If that wasn't likely to kill a large number of strange people i'd tempt you into doing it.

Quite the assumption you have there.

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[Voice] Feel free to think he isn't joking. On either count. wrenchinplans March 6 2009, 00:27:41 UTC
Awww, you're such a humanitarian. They'd come back!

Does this mean I can get you into an apron?

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kin_slayer March 6 2009, 02:08:52 UTC
Maybe leave the cooking to someone competent next time, Wyatt-san.

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[Voice] Yes he is aware he just said this to Kamui wrenchinplans March 6 2009, 02:56:57 UTC
Like you? Does this mean I get to see you in an apron?

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[Voice] kin_slayer March 6 2009, 03:04:54 UTC
What makes you think I'd cook for you, Wyatt-san?

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[Voice] wrenchinplans March 6 2009, 03:23:15 UTC
Because I'll probably set myself on fire otherwise.

Which isn't a good thing. Unless that's you know. Your thing. Then at least it's good for one of us.

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throws_gun March 6 2009, 04:18:03 UTC
...Want some help?

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bunny_flower March 6 2009, 08:52:42 UTC
Wyatt-san ? Is everything alright ?

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