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Spark 001 [Voice]

Dec 18, 2008 02:41

[A slightly distorted voice comes on the PCD -- very similar to Oliver's in pitch and in accent. In fact it sounds exactly like Oliver -- if the boy had attempted to gargle rusty nails at some point.]

... well fuck if this en't the arse end of hell. She never said nothing about the goddamned Apocalypse riding through here. This had better not be ( Read more... )

letting things slip, ffs ollie, more than a little clueless

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[Voice] stalwart_flame December 18 2008, 09:47:30 UTC

...Wyatt?

[Voice] wrenchinplans December 18 2008, 09:50:13 UTC

[The footsteps abruptly stop. There is a shuffling noise, followed by muffled whispers of fingers sliding across the surface of the device. The voice is quiet, hard, controlled.]

I en't expected, am I?

[Voice] stalwart_flame December 18 2008, 09:55:20 UTC

Well no...but you are Wyatt Ollie's brother right?

I hope so...

((ooc: Wyatt's voice more than his words, triggered a memory of the voices event.))

[Voice] wrenchinplans December 18 2008, 10:05:38 UTC

[There is a long pause, longer than normal, while the speaker seems to think it over.]

Yeah, I am. But anyone coulda known that, right?

[His tone is cautious; not exactly hostile, but suspicious.]

You en't hurt him, have you?

[It turns hard, darkly so. Threatening.]

If you touched him...

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turn_a_blindeye December 18 2008, 09:57:47 UTC

And you'd be Wyatt, hm? I was wondering when you'd finally come looking for him.

wrenchinplans December 18 2008, 10:07:23 UTC

[Defensive; worried.]

What the fuck have you done with him? Where is he?

turn_a_blindeye December 18 2008, 10:14:59 UTC

Nothing, nothing. I've never touched your brother. Calm down.

He's just...mentioned you a lot. He's around here somewhere. Probably still relaxing from our latest event. He'll show up.

[Voice] wrenchinplans December 18 2008, 10:25:09 UTC

[A long pause.]

Sorry 'bout that. Wasn't expecting nice people in the world-jump. I didn't mean t'jump down your goddamn throat like that.

... okay. You got any clue where he is?

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ethereal_genius December 18 2008, 10:03:09 UTC

Welcome to Adstringendum, Wyatt-san.

Well, won't Oliver be pleased?

wrenchinplans December 18 2008, 10:10:03 UTC

Adstr-

What the jiggetyfuck.

This isn't supposed to be that place, it was supposed to-

D'Hara. How do you get to D'Hara from here?

ethereal_genius December 18 2008, 10:24:00 UTC

Blame the scientists that screwed up and compressed all these worlds into one, but...you're stuck here. We all are, with no way back.

The device in your hand is a PCD. It has a map on it. I suggest you head to [x,y], [x,y], or [x,y] for shelter. They're clinics. You'll be safe there.

Are you hurt?

[Voice] wrenchinplans December 18 2008, 10:29:26 UTC

... no way back? Well, what the shit. Fucking wizard was supposed to send us to D'Hara, not Adstriwhatsis. If I ever find the perverted old geezer I'll wrench his head off. Sonofabitch.

Okay. This place dangerous or something? Or just colder'n a witch's tit?

Nah. Few bruises and my ribs are still fucked from the last shot, but there en't anything anyone can do for that.

Who are you?

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bunny_flower December 18 2008, 10:19:11 UTC

... Would you happen to be ... Long Wyatt-san ?

[Voice] wrenchinplans December 18 2008, 10:32:28 UTC

On paper.

Yeah.

[Wyatt's voice gets softer, though no less ragged.]

You know my brother, too?

[Voice] bunny_flower December 18 2008, 11:29:28 UTC

I do. Oliver-san will be happy to see you, I think. He has been waiting for you for a long time. He missed you a lot.

[Voice] wrenchinplans December 18 2008, 12:10:59 UTC

Damn. Damn, damn, damn.

Looks like you lot took good care of him while I was gone, at least.

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avenging_raven December 18 2008, 10:20:30 UTC

Oliver's just fine, Wyatt. He's been here for a while, and was mentioning to me just how much he missed you...he'll be thrilled to see you, I don't doubt.

Adstringendum isn't anywhere near anything you're familiar with, I don't think. Some scientists decided that fucking with time and space was the best idea ever, proceeded to blow it all to hell, and made this little pit where all sorts of worlds and times are squishing in on each other. Sounds great, doesn't it?

I'm Sasuke, by the way. I'm a friend of your brother's.

[Voice] wrenchinplans December 18 2008, 10:38:40 UTC

Sounds absofuckinglutely wonderful. I can't believe this. You'd think they'd run out of post-apocalyptic biohazardous wastelands.

But noooo.

Next you'll tell me the trees'll rape me if I'm not careful.

... f'real? Well damn. Looks like Ollie's doing pretty well for himself. He never was too good at making friends.

Thanks for the info, by-the-by. Appreciate it. Sasuke, was it?

[Voice] avenging_raven December 18 2008, 10:41:12 UTC

When you run out you make a new one, right? Never-ending supply.

No, the trees won't rape you but the rabbits and kittens might try to eat you. Always check twice if it looks cute and fluffy.

Ollie's got a way of getting even antisocial pricks like me to actually like him -- and it helps that my best friend is close to him. And yes, that's right.

[Voice] wrenchinplans December 18 2008, 11:03:13 UTC

Some shit's the same everywhere you go, though. Assholes, overpowered pricks who think they can slap you around, the tough bastards with the good hearts, the kids who are just too sweet and polite for their own damn good.

... well shit. That sounds strangely awesome for some reason.

Sounds like my brother, all right. Your best friend? Who's that?

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