Comments | wrenny_bum: The loss of a spife

wrenny_bum

The loss of a spife

Jan 12, 2005 15:35

Bah! Last night I broke my spife! I liked that thing, maybe even more than my sporks. Hmph!

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ying_ying January 12 2005, 18:50:24 UTC

whats a spife?

lol. Hope you're well and coping with lots of reading.

wrenny_bum January 12 2005, 19:05:53 UTC

Thanks. It's not reading now actually, it's revising and writing long essays! :o(

Well...have you ever heard of a spork? - It's a mixture between a spoon and a fork, just as it sounds. So...guess what a spife is...?

ying_ying January 12 2005, 19:21:02 UTC

Hehehe.
Poor you but you're good at essays anyways.

Yup, i like sporks.

Hmm, a spife, how does a spife look?
A knife and a spoon together is too much for my little mind.

wrenny_bum January 13 2005, 19:34:34 UTC

Hehe! I got it free with a packet of kiwi fruit. It's green and plastic. It's just like a plastic spoon but the handle also acts as a knife. Or, it's just like a plastic knife with a spoon on the end. You can look at it either way. Depends on your perception I suppose. Make sense?

I named it myself, it didn't say "free spife" or anything, but I just figured that if a spoon/fork is a spork, then a spoon/knife must be a spife, y'see? I think the idea is you can cut the top off the kiwi with the knife bit, and eat it with the spoon bit. I also like to involve an egg cup in the scenario, and eat the fruit as if it's an egg.

But now, alas, my spife is broken!

Now can you feel my pain?

Or do you simply wish you'd never asked? lol.

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